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when my cousin was 4 we dressed him up like a girl and took pictures of him and about 3 years ago my little brother found the picture and asked who the girl was so i told him it was his long lost cousin lorraine and she ran away a years and my brother started crying and just yesterday he showed me he had kept the picture under his bed in a shoebox all of these years and i don’t have the heart to tell him he never had a cousin named lorraine and it was a mean story i made up when i was 10 im a terrible person
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Living Legend Britney Spears tweets to herself pretending to be her dog
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paparazzi footage of robert downey jr buying strawberries
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how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
who told you
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did you know that “fjadrargljufur” is not me keyboard smashing but an actual place in iceland
The entire country is one big keyboard smash
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WHAT!!!!
No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
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